One time my brother gave me my wallet for Christmas. Not a wallet, my wallet. As in the wallet I already owned and it was missing $20. My brother stole $20 from me for Christmas.
wearing a hoodie with no shirt underneth is a unique sensation
I don’t know how I can be so ambitious and so lazy at the same time.
Ned Vizzini - It’s Kind Of A Funny Story (via tiny-paper)